Fuck You Monday!
Fuck You Monday!
The alarm catches you off guard again, he get's you every time, ESPECIALLY today! You've just had two mornings away from the chirpy fella, why does the little swine always sound so cheery and eager for you to wake up!? dadda da da dadda da da dadda da da (other tones are available).
It's Monday Morning for God's Sake!! Leave me alone! I'm not ready for this shit today! What happened to the weekend?! I'm not going in work today! I feel an illness coming on....cough...cough!
But that alarm tone isn't a sign to invent elaborate excuses to see you through to Tuesday....
It's a call to arms...The gloves are off BITCH! Time to reign supreme on your day!!
Those first moments of your day will dictate how the rest of it pans out. Show weakness, or appear timid now and your ass is grass!! Monday is gonna roll you over and have it's wicked way with you! Chew you up and spit you out!!
The day isn't Mon-Day or Sun-Day or Fri-Day....The only day that matters is TO-DAY!!!
So when you hear the dulcet tones of Mr Alarm-Clock, crack a smile, open your eyes without the slightest flinch or grimace, bust out that first sit up rep of the day, stand tall, chest proud and say to yourself with the most conviction you can muster...
"COME ON THEN! LET'S 'AVE IT!! I GOT THIS!"
Monday holds no fear for me!! But if you aren't as certain yourself maybe test your reserve on a lesser opponent, like a Tuesday Morning tomorrow, then next week Monday is going down!!!
Learn to Dominate Mondays all year round! In January when it's cold and you've got post Xmas blues! Or in July when when you've spent all weekend in the beer gardens and the lack of a 3 day weekend just seems down right inhumane! Whatever the weather! Any time of the year! Under any circumstances! Learn to rule the roost on Monday mornings and watch your life get exponentially better across the board! I guarantee it!